cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
like a stitch in my side
wishes are stitches
for the wounds that we get
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Thursday, July 31, 2008, 10:42 PM
LIke that LOR.
Cooking lesson #2! We made lor mai kai and chrysanthemum tea and konnyaku jelly. We messed up our lor mai kai big time. We were supposed to chop the onions then cook the rice then put on top of the meat and mushrooms in the container thing and then put the rice and onions on top and then steam everything. But we mixed the uncooked onions with the uncooked rice and we piled it all on top of the uncooked meat and we were about to stick in in the steamer when we got nagged at. Wah the cutting of the meat was damn disgusting, good thing I didn't have to touch it cos Messed Up did. I had to touch the onions though. But give me onions anytime, so long as I don't have to touch raw meat.   Looks like a tongue right!The lor mai kais turned out fine though. This one is emo, look at it's face: 
A swirly pile of sugar for our jelly. Kind of looks like shit dosen't it? (: We got to choose between red, green, and yellow for our jelly food colouring. I wanted to mix all the colours and get black jelly but Messed Up didn't let me. Hurh. At least we accidentaly put too much (red of course) so we got bloody jelly :D
 "Shotgun sinners, wild-eyed jokers, got you in my sights." ~Hang 'Em High, MCR Tuesday, July 29, 2008, 6:42 PM
Periods can save you
Okay let me tell you the story of R. There was this guy called Jacob, he went to visit his uncle Laban. Laban had 2 daughters. The older girl was Leah, and he younger girl was R. Oh oh I like this part. The Bible said "Leah had weak eyes, but R was shapely and beautiful". :D Anyway, Jacob fell in love with R (yuck incest!) so he asked Laban for permission to marry her. Laban said that if Jacob worked for him for 7 years, he would let him marry her. So after 7 years, Jacob asked for R again. At night, Laban gave Leah to Jacob instead of R, but Jacob didn't know, and he had sex with her. Then only in the morning he realised. So he asked Laban why he cheat his feelings, and Laban said that it isnt a custom to give the younger daughter away before the older daugher, so he had to give Leah away first. So Jacob worked for Laban another 7 years and he got R, and he was very pian xin cos he loved R more than Leah. But R couldnt give birth, and Leah gave birth like, 6 times. R got jealous cos Leah kept giving birth, so guess what, she took her maid, gave her to Jacob and told him to have sex with her so that she could become a mother. WTF? It's not even her child, how to be a mother. Then about that time, Leah realised she stopped giving birth, so she got jealous. So she took her own maid and gave her to Jacob and told him to have sex with her so that she could get more children. WTF!! Then after some long long story about Jacob wrestling with some guy (that part is irrelevant), Jacob wanted to leave Laban's house with his 2 wives, 2 concubines, and many many children, but he was scared to ask Laban because he thought Laban would buaysong. So they escaped without Laban knowing. When Laban found out, he went to look for them. Then he asked them why they didn't tell him in the first place, was it because they stole something? Jacob said no, they didn't steal anything, and that Laban could search if he didn't believe, but little did he know that R stole some of her dad's stuff. She put the stolen stuff inside a camel saddle bag or something and sat on it. When Laban went to search inside her tent, she said "Please do not be angry with me Sir, I cannot stand up in your presence, because I am having my monthly period" (The words may not be exact cos I can't remember this stuff, but the phrase monthly period was really used!) And she freaking got away with it okay! Hmm I should keep that in mind if I ever want to steal something next time... Then after some other long long story, R finally gave birth to some guy, but sadly died in the process. She wanted to name her kid Benoni, which meant "son of my sorrow" or something, but in the end Jacob went and named him Benjamin -_- ???!!!???!!!???!!!???!!!???!!!??? D: And all along I thought R was some holy saint or something! I asked my mother about it, and she was like "Eh? I also thought she was a saint. Isn't there a Saint R?" Well, i just googled it, and THERE ISNT. Hurh, people see the name from the Bible only, think all holy holy, then anyhow name their children. And to top it all off, the meaning of my name is "Ewe" (eww) or "Little lamb" in other versions. At least it dosen't sound funny lah, like Hagar or BENONI or don't know what. And at least it dosen't mean something bad like "blind" (Sheila) or "son of my sorrow" (BENONI) Seriously man, what kind of a name is BENONI?? Not that I don't like my name lah, I think it sounds nice. But it's horrendously common. Should go and rename all those other imposters. Eh I think you better check where your name came from. Thursday, July 24, 2008, 10:33 PM
Do not hav sex. You will get pregnant and die.
We had our first cooking lesson yesterday, it was damn fun! SO much better than the boring music module. And it just so happens that Messed Up and I are cooking partners, cos we are beside each other in the class list :) Good thing my register number isnt beside any nerdy guaikia's one. We made egg sandwiches, milo, and some papaya boat thing, which is basically just a cut up slice of papaya displayed on its own skin -_- Who don't know how to do lor, even I know. But we boiled our egg too long until it exploded abit:  A very pregnant egg. Eggshells which coincidentally look like bra cups. Hmm that would be a very fun idea, only that no one has such small boobs and Barbie's aren't so big. What a waste of eggshell. Behold our weapons, the awesome fork and knife which have reduced the egg into nothing but MUSH!
 Our papaya boats. Mine is the slightly mangled one on the right. Acutally it was worse than this at first, the juice was splattered all over the plate, but I cheat, I got rid of it for photography purposes.
And finally, all the shit that was left at the end:
Vic's Jap compo question picture. The illustration is so freaking lousy I don't know what the pic is about. But I do know that A must be saying to B, "TALK TO THE MIDDLE FINGER!"  Really looks like it right! And look what our school bookshop sells:  It's not a protractor, but a PROTERACTOR! I suppose it's much more high tech than the lousy protractor, since it has two of those semicircle things instead of the usual one, and it simply cannot share a name with its inferior counterpart. Okay I know you already saw this in the previous post but I want to show it with the original. The original was some washing machine ad. Haha I did it during english when we were supposed to cut out parts of different adverts and piece them together to make the ultimate super ad.  "Oh no, I really AM a man!" O:  The original. Too bad they didnt use an older kid with abs. Our com studs projects from nong nong ago:  Messed Up's
 The comic strip the both of us did with Clarissa. It was supposed to be something about global warming but we didnt wanna do anything boring about "SAVE THE TREES!" or whatever so we came up with this! Click to enlarge if you're old and you can't read the words properly., 2:56 AM
Random stuff i hav
 These are real names and have not been made up.Neither hav they been arranged in any particular order;
And that's when she found out...
Damn U Chicken Killers. We love chicken! Give us chicken! Say no to DUCKS! Wednesday, July 23, 2008, 4:06 PM
Our lives batu now
BATU MERAH IS GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE WITH THE WIND FROM MY ASS WHEN I FARTED IN THE LAST CONVO! :D Yes, she has gone off to NO MORE RED STONE! TAK ADA BATU MERAH! MEI YOU HONG SHI TOU! Sorry we don't know any Tamil. But Becky knows French! N'A PLUS DE ROUGE PIERIE! TOO BAD BATU MERAH'S NOT HERE TO ENJOY BATU MERAH NOT BEING HERE!!! Friday, July 18, 2008, 2:09 AM
Why guys shouldn't cycle
Cyclists, beware! (Especially the guys) You might want to reconsider your choice of transport.  , 1:58 AM
Gone with the wind
Is it clare's bday or sth? Little Miss Messed Up says: O.O The Girl At The Rock Show says: oh no is it?! i dono cos my bday list is all in my old hp which is gone wif the wind Little Miss Messed Up says: =.= Little Miss Messed Up says: u farted then it died The Girl At The Rock Show says: no, i farted then it ricocheted around the room and got its system in a fix, then it bounced off the wall out of the window, and THEN it died Little Miss Messed Up says: OHHH. Anyway Clare, if it really IS your birthday today, then happy birthday! You're now entitled to a free automatic enrolment into the Old Club! Monday, July 14, 2008, 6:47 PM
Maths sucks
 [click to enlarge] Tuesday, July 8, 2008, 10:52 PM
Rosyth class reunion: youth day
Finally had class reunion, which was put off for don't know how long till monday. We were supposed to meet at 9 but then I had piano so I went at 10 plus. Actually I'm sort of glad I came late, cos when I got there, only the guys (Kester Marcus Jarrad Bryan Smallboy aka JiaRong) were there, so it wouldve been really really weird hoboing around with them for 1 plus hour. After a short while Vic Crys YingXin popped out from the same bus but YX went off somewhere and reappeared with JingYi, both of which left after 15 mins the weirdos. Crys said I looked like the Short Female Gang Leader whatever that's supposed to be?! Vic said I looked like a hooker. And she was the one wearing the skirt... See, girls are smarter, cos obviously the shops arent gonna be open at 9, so we came later. While you guys had to hobo around for one hour drinking Then we went to KFC to pay our good friend the Bishan Gay a visit, where Kester became a victim of harrassment. Once we stepped in, BG immediately stood up and took a pic of Kester. And Kester was like, walou take picture of me, I also can take picture of you! *whips out a striking blue cam and snaps a shot of BG snapping a shot of him* After that we went up to the ticketing booth, only to find that it wasnt open. Well it was open a crack lah, at the bottom of the metal grille thing, but it wasnt officially open. They kept trying to make me crawl in and bug the person to give us the tickets, since I'm the smallest. Yes, the smallest. Cos JR has miraculously grown, so now he's taller than me, even if I have wedges :( We still call him Smallboy though, cos the name has stuck! Wouldnt it be hilarious if he suddenly grows to like 1.70 + one day and we continue to call him that? Haha. There wasnt much to do while waiting so we went to Minitoons, where Justin Marcus Jarrad bought some more slime. Then they went to the railing and threw it down at innocent passer-bys on the lower levels. HAHA. I wonder if anyone kena. Marcus kena on his shirt, I think the other two sabo him by patting his back or something, like "Eh, Marcus, my good friend!" *Wipes slime on shirt while appearing to pat his back*  Look at those two silly slimeballs The other silly slimeball's sad shirtFinally the ticket place opened so we went to get out tix and popcorn and drinks. There was WAY too much popcorn cos someone had the fabulous idea of getting 5 boxes. In the end we were left with about one box. The drinks also too much. There was one giant one which all of us minus Vic and JR were supposed to share, andn one small one for Vic and JR, cos Vic is apparently saliva consious. Eh, saliva consious with the rest of us then not saliva consious with Smallboy is it? And anyway if you're saliva consious, then how come we shared drinks before? I clearly remember you koped my Qoo okay! Hmm something is incredibly fishy around here... Movie was quite funny. After that the slimeballs went to Jarrad's house, while the rest of us went to Bryan's house. Actually I wanted to go Jarrad's house too cos I wanted to kope his electric and see his red walls and play Guitar Hero, but then Vic and Crys were going to Bryan's house so I followed them. Plus I wouldnt know what to say to Justin cos we've been ignoring each other for like 2.5 years already. (Long story) We wanted to play pool but didnt get to cos people already booked it and Bryan cleverly assumed that no one would be using it. So we watched Mr Bean but didnt get far cos we decided to play cards. They played some cheem stuff which me and Crys didnt understand so I sat around peeking at everyone's cards and being a joker. I think the joker card is the best card of all, how come no one includes it in games! Hurh, nextime I'm gonna invent a deck and a card game that only involves joker, so there! And it will have my face on it :P After that we played Monopoly, and I won! Actually, I only won because Vic and Crys left and then I got raped by the rest and they let me win in return of not telling the police. HAHA KIDDING LAH. I won with my own wit and intelligence! :D Anyway I trust they are good people who arent sex maniacs. Tuesday, July 1, 2008, 11:19 PM
My boyfriend is a gingerbread man
 Run, run, as fast as you can, you cant catch my boyfriend, he's a gingerbread man! Haha yup the retarded RI guys came again to promote their whatever. We had lots of fun pinching him, The gingerbread man actually looked kind of emo walking around with his head down. Like one of those toys which come alive at night and try to murder you and annihilate the whole neighbourhood. But I guess he does have a reason to be emo, cos look at the icing on one of his legs, it's dropping, plooop, like shit into the toiletbowl. If you look closely he seems to have only one eye. Well actually it didnt have any eyeballs but someone stuck an orange sticker on it. Mustve been one of those headprefect campaign things lah. Omg why is there a button on his toot area? For licking is it?? Or is it for an opening, so that if he kena boner attack and his costume no space, he can always open up and let his little friend have some breathing space. |
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This is where all your bubble tea pearls come from.
Our sandwiches. Cool right, it's like some inverted colour art piece kind of thing.
