Isn't it cute! It looks rather butt-like to me. Jia Rong says it looks like those baby butts that kena injected with some kinda vaccine and then have a denty scar. Cos of the seeds. Ouch then that's a whole shitload of injections! If you look carefully, it not only looks butt-like, it also looks like there is an extra buttcheek. I was happily telling Marcus this and he said "Then that's two buttholes" HAHAHA. That would be really efficient! Shitting time would be halved, so you don't have to sit on the loo all day and get a toiletbowl ring mark on ur butt. (I used to get that as a kid cos I spent most of my time in the toilet reading rather than shitting) And if you have too many things in your hands but no shelf or bag to put them, u could always store it in your spare asshole! :D Or how bout using it as a pencil holder? Forget about hurriedly fumbling in your bag/pencilcase for a pencil you can never seem to find. Just keep it in your little hidey hole, and when you need to jot down a thought or some hot guy's number, jus reach in and voila! You have a pencil ready! OR, if you're too lazy to even reach in and take the pencil out and write, just drop your shorts, sit on the paper, and move your butt around! Oh and this will especially benefit gays, cos they can have double *COUGHCOUGHmeliwatCOUGHCOUGH*. And women, cos they can have it too. But I don't see what kind of self-respecting woman would want to have any anal, I personally think it's damn disgusting lah! That's the place where your SHIT comes out for goodness sake.

"But wouldn't it hurt???" you gasp in horror. Hmm, not if there's shit stuck there. (To act as a cushion lah of course) Nice soft springy shit! WAHAHAHAHA. Well something's gotta give right? You can't have it all. It's either your convenience(and pleasure, for some people) or your cleanliness.