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Tuesday, December 30, 2008, 5:17 AM
Unlucky Chicken Feet
Right after seeing the chicken foot I happened to decide to adjust my bra. Some auntie saw and glared at me. Then not long after I felt something tickly on my leg. I brushed whatever it was away with my hand, only to have it crawl there and reveal itself as a big fat fire ant. Then while I was walking through the park (only it's more like a forest/woods with various paths that bring you to the same place and a playground at each end) some weird liquid dripped on my hair. I hope it was leftover dew from the trees' leaves and not monkey piss. The funny thing is,I was thinking, man, jus add a cheekopek to this list of unlucky stuff and that would complete it. And some minutes later some cheekopek came round on his bicycle and happily and possilby hornily greeted me as he went past. What's WITH these bicycle cheekopeks anyway? 2nd time already -__- I bet they love bicycles cos they can masturbate on the seat while riding. When I got to the pool the sun was shining the sky was blue the lifeguard on duty happened to be young and hot and everything looked nice and rosy. Man was I wrong. Another unlucky thing. Alas, at the side of the pool was a group of about 5 FATTIES BASKING IN THE SUNLIGHT AND BLOCKING ONCOMING SWIMMERS. They were all trying to teach themselves how to float. (Which was rather simple cos fat people float more easily right) Fatties blocking your way is bad enough. FLOATING fatties blocking your way is just plain evil. Then some were happily floating backwards, not caring if they were about to bump into any unsuspecting people who were ACTUALLY SWIMMING and not jus bumming around. Seriously man. After I swam 4 laps, they progressed from trying to float to trying to sink. (Which was also rather simple cos fat people are heavier and can sink more easily right) What did they even go to the pool for if they weren't gonna swim? I bet it's cos they wanted to feel a sense of accomplishment cos they're all rounded (see the pun?) in water tricks but lousy at running or any other sport. They are good at floating, yet they are good at sinking too! Wow I wish I was talented as that, no matter how much I try, I just can't sink! :( Luckily it was a weekday cos the SAFRA pool isn't very full then. Weekends it's like hell okay wherever you swim there's some slow fatass blocking you and you can't swim fast even if you want to cos they're in your way. And it dosen't help that nearly half the pool is cordoned off for those taking lessons. I especially hate it when those people swimming freestyle don't bother taking a look at their surroundings once in awhile, then they bang into you. And those breaststroke people seem like they're gonna stroke your breasts when they outstretch their arms cos it's so damn crowded/they take up so damn much space. NOW i know why it's called breaststroke. :O And then many times I accidentaly kicked some people, and once this guy told me "Ouch! That was a very hard kick!" (Like who ask you to swim so close?? ORH BI QUEK.) I didn't know which part of his anatomy I kicked, though I think I had a good idea, and after that my foot felt reeeeaaally dirty. D: Now I'm gonna say something that will insult alot of fat people. Sorry to those nice fat people who mind their own business, and my nice fat friends, not that I have many of those (maybe 1 or 2). Don't read this. But if you're an irritating fat ass who couldn't care less about people around you, then this is especially for you: You know what I think, there should be a separate pool just for fat people. So that they can all be slow together and not annoy people who are actually swimming. Only that this pool won't have water, it will be a pool of fats. Maybe we could get surgeons to donate the fat taken out from people's liposuction appointments, since no one needs it. (Though some people may use it to fry their food, I don't know.) So they will know how it feels like to swim in a tub of lard. And then since fats are hard to swim through they will have to use a damn lot of effort, and they will burn more calories! Then when they finally slim down they can be allowed to go back to the normal pool :D HATE FAT PEOPLE WHO ANYHOW BLOCK MY WAY! Okay enough about fat people, there's something else I encountered at the pool. These 2 fathers brought their sons for a swim, (I really hope they weren't a gay couple.) and while I was resting I kinda overheard their conversation. Okay more like accidentaly on purpose. Anyway one of the boys, who was about 9 years old, was asking his dad, "What's a marathon?" Dad: "It's like a race where you swim a few km without stopping" Boy: "Wah a few km. I can't swim that much without stopping" Dad: "Yeah lah you! Why you can't even swim a few km?? Haiya..!" Boy: "At least better than those people who cannot even swim what" Dad: "Why you can't swim properly??" Boy: "Eh Daddy look at me I can stand in the water by myself! See!" Dad: "What's so great about standing in the water by youself? Big deal lah.." Boy: "Daddy see!" Dad: "Aiyah what's so good about that you tell me? Aiyah you can't swim lah.." Other Dad: "At least your dad can, hahahaha" Dad and Other Dad: "Hahahahahahahahahaha......" Dad proceeds to tell the Other Dad how "useless" his son is. Boy: "IDIOT! You loser! Idiot!" Dad: "Ehh cannot like that ah..." Boy: "Then why YOU not swimming?" (Dad and Other Dad were happily sitting at the edge of the pool while Boy was in water. Other Dad's sons were swimming somewhere.) Dad: "Aiyah...I'm relaxing what..." Boy: "WHY YOU NOT SWIMMING??" Dad: "Aiyah...I'm appreciating the sound system!" Boy: "IDIOT..." Dad: "Eh...!" BULLSHIT lah the sound system also not so good. It's just two big fat speakers situated near the lifeguard place. And the songs also not so nice. And it comes out all mumbly. Boy proceeds to swim out to the centre. Dad: "Eh come back! You can't swim there! You're not a good swimmer yet!" Boy: "IDIOT!" Dad: "Cannot cannot. You don't know how to swim properly." Boy comes back. Boy: "Idiot! Stupid! You loser! Idiot! ......" etc etc. When I saw them going off he was still saying all that. Way to go, kid! What the hell lah that guy's dad is a fucking bastard! He totally deserved all the insults from his son. First he tells his son off for not being able to swim properly, then when his son tries to swim he tells him off again! So how's he supposed to learn if you keep putting him down and preventing him from swimming?! At least teach him how to swim lah! Or don't tell me the Dad dosen't even know how to. I bet he dosent, judging by what a fucking loser/idiot he is. His son really summed it up, there can't be any other words for him except LOSER, IDIOT, and STUPID. (Other than FUCKING BASTARD) That Dad should win the award of LOUSIEST DAD IN SINGAPORE. (I was about to type LOUSIEST DAD IN THE WORLD but then I remembered those Monster Dad people who locked their daughters up in a dungeon and raped them and made them pregnant repeatedly. YOU'RE FUCKING BASTARDS TOO!) Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 2:03 AM
Hot Tranny Mess
I don't think I'd wear what he makes cos it's too elaborate and ruffly for me, but seriously who can make clothes like that? It's not easy man, trust me I've sewn stuff on my plain tshirts and it takes ages and your fingers will be cramped like your great grandma's joints after that. (But it's worth it cos you get your own designs) Dresses from scratch would be difficult enough to make your whole hand shrivel up and die. And he's only 21. That is pure TALENT. I don't know why I like him, it's not just his talent, cos the other contestants have talent too. I mean Rami's clothes are cool too and way more wearable. But there's something about Siriano, I don't know. (I rather call him by his surname, if not later people think I'm talking about some holy thing. What's the deal with naming someone after a religion anyway? It's the same as naming yourself Buddhist or Hindu or Taoist(sp?) or Jewish or Muslim or Jehovah's Witnessist. Or how bout the sub-dominations of Christian? Like Catholic or Anglican or Presbyterian or whatever else there is, I also don't know already got so many. I think it's ridiculous! Like "Hi, my name is Catholic Tan!") Okay anyway back to Siriano. I suspect I like him so much cos he's gay and all his actions and the way he jumps around all the time is so cute! And because the way he talks and stuff is EXACTLY like Danny, though slightly more extreme. And he's short and tiny like me! :) Everyone is like 1 head taller than him, even the girls. Though I guess he'd be normal or maybe just slightly below normal in Singaporean standards, cos he's an angmoh and angmoh's are all so tall, and the girls in the show are mostly models, who have to be really tall anyway. My mum says he's lucky he's so tiny since he loves jumping around, cos wouldn't it be weird if you see a big fat lumpy dude acting like him? Not cute. Earthquakes would happen all the time within a 5metre vicinity of him. It's so weird, the first time I saw him I was like OMG YUCK THE HAIR THE SPECS THE DUCKVOICE EEW but the more I watched him the more I wanted to and then I found him quite cute, even though he is actually quite ugly. But I saw one of his teenage photos, he didn't have his specs and his hair was normal, it was quite nice. Why can't he take off his specs urrrgh I want to see how he'd look like. (Danny is waaaaay cuter though) You know how sometimes you see someone/something and you "can't stop looking at them even though you don't want to"? Nah, you probably don't, but that's how it's like when I saw Siriano. It's like some kind of "guilty pleasure" D:(To quote Sharon Osborne or how do you spell her surname on some slutty looking America's Got Talent twins.) Eh just like how Azura grew to like Danny. Or maybe she always liked him but was too malu to admit! At first she didn't like him but I kept forcing her to watch Danny vids with me during com studs lessons, then one day we were stoning in class with nothing to do, and she suddenly said "I know! Let's watch the Tainted Love video!" hoping I wouldn't think anything of it. But unfortunately I did, because she never wanted to watch it before, and obviously something was up. Then I got her to admit she likes Danny, HAH! ;D I totally influenced her like crazy this year. I really don't know what's with me and gay guys D: (Celebs only, I don't know real ones) I even manage to like them before I find out they're gay. Like Gerard and Frank and Quinn Allman. Okay wait Gerard and Frank are bi. They're married. (To women lah idiot, not to each other -_-) But still they did gay around with each other. But you gotta face it gay guys are so freaking cute! I think it would be so cool if I had a gay bf, then I can go shopping without him complaining and he can actually give me fashion advice and I could borrow his clothes. If they fit. Which they probably wouldn't anyway but still. And gay guys aren't afraid to cry in front of you, they don't have that "Oh I'm manly and macho and I cannot cry, if not then I'm a sissy. I'll just say there's something in my eye" kind of mentality. It's not fair lor! :( Oh yeah this reminds me of something me and maria and ZR saw at Bugis. I'm not sure if I blogged about it before. This old teenager/young woman was out with her boyfriend, and she was looking at all the little trinkets in the pushcarts outside Bugis Junction. And she was going crazy looking at things, cos who wouldn't at Bugis? I love Bugis :D And ZR is scared of the alley place ahahaha. Anyway she (the old teenager/young woman. Not ZR!) kept saying to him "Oh look at this!" "Isn't this nice?" "Eh I like this, what do you think?" and each time, all she got in reply was a variety of grunts and incomprehensible sounds. "Nnnhhh." "Hnnmmmhh" "Buhhhhh" "Harrhhhh". So bad of him lor! This kind of boyfriend shouldn't be tolerated! And also the type that carries his girlfriend's handbag. But then I feel like abit of a hypocrite cos even though I love gay guys, I totally CANNOT stand lesbians. Like Leslie the Lesbo last year. (not her real name of course, I just changed her name to match the situation and create a pun). Man that was scary. Or like if I see them making out I'd be like EEEWWWWW GET A ROOM. Well l'd have that reaction too if I saw a straight couple making out, if they are getting abit too crazy about it. But if I see a bunch of lesbians doing that I'd be more disgusted. And if I see a lesbiany looking girl I'd be wondering what the hell is wrong with her and why she even wants to be like that. Shiiiit I am a fucking hyporcirte D: But then if a friend of mine suddenly confesses she's lesbian I wouldn't freak. I guess cos the person would alredy be my friend and I would already have accepted her, and being lesbian wouldn't change anyting. Well, so long as she respects the fact that I'm straight and dosen't come after me lah. And I don't mind those who are super funny and cool, like that talkshow Ellen, or that Julianna person from Xiaxue's BFF thing. Hmm I guess I'd be okay with those that have interesting characterse and don't disturb me. It's just the IJ lesbian type that freaks me out. Fine not all IJs are lesbians. Many of them are also bimbos and etc. Okay okay fine not ALL IJs are like that, I know a rare number that aren't. Most of them are though. Seriously I've encountered millions in church, I'm so glad I wasn't sent to some convent school. But you know what I mean right, the twitty lian lesbo type? I'm sure you've seen them before at some point of your life or another. Aiyah don't know how to say lah. I just had this sudden thought: If you're a girl and you like guys, you're straight. If you're a guy and you like girls, you're straight. If you're a girl and you like both guys and girls, you're bi. If you're a guy and you like both girls and guys, you're bi. If you're a girl and you like girls, you're lesbian. Then what if you're a girl and you like straight guys as well as gay guys even though you already know they're gay? You'd be wanting what you are supposed to have, and what you CAN'T have. So what does that make you? ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ...A TOTAL SEX MANIAC...!! (?) x_X Monday, December 15, 2008, 12:57 AM
Damn Gross
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